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Mario’s got the moves like Jagger
Giraffes are God’s greatest creations.
Lol. <3 Adventure time FTW.
c41ty:

Fearless. on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/29106138
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

fuckyeahawesomehouses:

candylandmonster:

goldielo:

(poopy picture of one of my xrays, since i have not a scanner.)
this is what a perfect set of teeth look like. just kidding. no cavities. and look at those mother fucking wisdom teeth they’re all,
“hey motherfucker, you thought life was going to be easy huh? get all your little permanent teeth when your in middle school right? WRONG MOTHERFUCKER. IM A FUCKING WISDOM TOOTH. I WILL FUCK YOUR WHOLE MOUTH UP. THE OTHER TEETH LEFT ME OUT, LEFT NO FUCKING SPACE FOR ME, SO YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO CAUSE YOU SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN IT’S GOING TO BE REDICULOUS. OH. YOU WANT TO GET ME EXTRACTED, YEA, FUCKING SURGERY. HOW’S THAT SOUND? YOU LIKE JELLO? THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING EAT FOR A WEEK MOTHERFUCKER.”
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moral of the story?
“I AM WISDOM TOOTH. AND I HAVE COME TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.”

^ thank you. ^